Its Not My Fault Because…: The Kids Book of Excuses

Need a laugh? Youll be rolling on the floor cracking up at all the funny excuses here, including:
Havent you gotten out of bed yet?
Yes, and it was so tiring I got right back in.
Are you brushing your teeth?
No, I have rabies and Im foaming at the mouth.
Are you running in the hall?
I wasnt running. I got wedged between two fast-walking football players.
Wheres the rest of your homework?
I didnt want to add to your already heavy workload.
Do you have to play that music so loud?
Yes, if I dont, I keep hearing the neighbors yelling, “Turn it down.”
So the next time anyone tries to blame something on you, youll know what to tell them!

Excuses, excuses, excuses.do you need some good ones? Of course you do–everyone does sometime And, the wilder and wackier, the better. After all, why stick to reality when you can make em laugh? So, next time you wake up late and cant make it to class on time, just tell the teacher, “Sorry, I set my watch to a Star Trek episode and woke up on another planet.” Or, when mom sees you snacking on sweets and snaps, “Are you eating junk food?” smile innocently and say, “You mean sugar, salt, chocolate, and chips arent the four main food groups?” If somebody asks, “Is that a birthmark?” explain, “No, its a barcode. Im on sale this week for $2.95.” Why bore people with the truth when a clever excuse will showcase your superior brain Cool cartoonlike drawings of animals make every excuse even funnier.